8 Things to Know Before Dating a Fitness Chick

Original article written for VIRTVE magazine.

1. She’s determined, which means she’s stubborn.

Maintaining a fit physic is more than stepping on a treadmill every other week for 5-10 minutes. It takes consistent determination, and there’s nothing you can do to convince her to miss a leg day!

2. She’s dedicated, which means she’ll always be loyal to you. 

If you’re lucky enough for her to actually want to make time for you, then she’ll make a habit of it. Gym, food, you!

3. She’s ALWAYS hungry, and when it gets bad, she will be “hangry”.

There is not enough peanut butter in the entire god damn world to fill a fit-chick up. It’s like they have hollow legs … You should probably just get used to having some Justin’snut butter packets in your wallet.

4. Everything will remind her of sex and make her want sex.

It’s no secret fitness fires up the libido. Who wouldn’t be turned on when they’re constantly surrounded by beautiful sweaty people?

5. She will never be the girl following you at your toes or being posessive because she has her own thing going on.

If you want a girlfriend to do, say, and look however you want, become a DJ and date a groupie. A fitness girl will be with you because she wants you, not because she needs you.

6. The laundry will never end, and will be mostly spandex and nylon.

When the majority of the time is spent in the gym anyways, normal clothes just don’t feel good! Printed leggings at the gym, lulu top to brunch … Why wear black denim if black compression tights look and feel 100x better?!

7. Guys may stare, but see #2.

So your chick’s got a nice ass … Be proud, not jealous.

8. Never tell her not to get “manly”.

There are two types of dudes; guys who like girls who lift and guys who don’t. Unless she’s in the gym for four hours a day pumping creatine and other supplements, she’s never going to loose her feminine figure. Be confident in your own manly-hood enough to just never say this!


3 thoughts on “8 Things to Know Before Dating a Fitness Chick

  1. Reblogged this on Slow motion smile and commented:
    I just couldn’t resist reblogging this post – it is SO true! So guys, if you want a fit girlfriend, be sure to read this list first! My personal favourites:
    “there’s nothing you can do to convince her to miss a leg day!” and “She’s ALWAYS hungry, and when it gets bad, she will be “hangry”.” Hahaha! This list is on point!

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